Childhood Trama
They've made my childhood horror story into a cartoon! A happy cartoon. When I was in first grade I sat next to this girl - I can't remember her name. We'll call her "Ashley" because Ashleys in my day still spelled their name with a 'y'. Now there's all this "Ashlee" and "Ashlie" and "Ashly" bull pucky. We sat next to each other in those great little desks that you used to have with the legs that had adjustable heights, so each grade your desk was a little bit taller. We had those huge plastic bins that fit inside the desk, so you didn't have to dig anything out of the back. You just had to pull out the tray light a giant draw with no track. I wonder if desks in public schools have changed at all - they should have tracks now. Do kids even have desks anymore? Anyways, in first grade, we did a lot of coloring. Of course, we weren't allowed to have the 64 crayon jumbo pack with 11ty thousand different colors ...