I <3 Aaron Patzer

Dear Aaron,

I <3 the interview that you did with NPR recently. I listened to their report on internet financial programs, mainly focusing on Mint, on the way home from work today. I felt special b/c I knew more than NPR. Usually they tell me things before I find them out; but in this case I already knew!

They mentioned that you were going to come up with a numerical point system. Where you can earn points for things!!! OMG I LOVE YOU!!! I <3 arbitrary rating systems so that I can compete with other people my own age. It is especially appealing because we get to compete over how much money we have and/or how we are spending it. I love competing and I love games. This sounds perfect!!! Pls implement ASAP. Can I be a beta tester? Do we get prizes if we get more points? And by prizes, I mean money. So that I can have even MORE money than everyone else. I WANT TO WIN!

<3 Life in Progress

P.S. Please set up the point system so that it's weight in a way that I can beat everyone else.

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