Burning
It was a long day at work. Finally got stuff out the door. I was very happy to be home. To get through the day, I listed to Nickelbacks "Animals" about 80 times. I love dirty songs. Gives me that special tingle.
Got home. Took off my clothes and climbed into bed to a fine night of laying here, phone calls, and potentially some hulu.
At about 8:30 tonight I get a knock on the door. I put on pants and a sweatshirt to go outside, and the hallway is full of fucking smoke. I walk into the kitchen where the smoke is coming from, and it's so dense that you can't see across the room. For some reason the smoke alarm didn't go off. No clue why. It went off last week went I burnt toast. How come it goes off for toast but not when the entire kitchen was full of black smoke????
It turned out that one of my roommates put something in the microwave. She thought it was in for 6 minutes, but she really set it for 60. There were still 27 minutes left on the microwave when someone stopped it. We got fans to blow the smoke outside, and took the microwave out on the back porch.
Now the whole apartment smells like burning.
I still haven't eaten dinner.
It's been a long week. I just want someone to climb into bed with me and cuddle and watch TV.
Got home. Took off my clothes and climbed into bed to a fine night of laying here, phone calls, and potentially some hulu.
At about 8:30 tonight I get a knock on the door. I put on pants and a sweatshirt to go outside, and the hallway is full of fucking smoke. I walk into the kitchen where the smoke is coming from, and it's so dense that you can't see across the room. For some reason the smoke alarm didn't go off. No clue why. It went off last week went I burnt toast. How come it goes off for toast but not when the entire kitchen was full of black smoke????
It turned out that one of my roommates put something in the microwave. She thought it was in for 6 minutes, but she really set it for 60. There were still 27 minutes left on the microwave when someone stopped it. We got fans to blow the smoke outside, and took the microwave out on the back porch.
Now the whole apartment smells like burning.
I still haven't eaten dinner.
It's been a long week. I just want someone to climb into bed with me and cuddle and watch TV.
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