Yoga Farts Part II
Confession: I haven't gone to yoga in a long time. Like months. I used to love it. I would like to sight two main reasons for this. A) After one session it felt like someone had told me there was no Santa Clause. I was just completely dissallusioned by the whole process. B) Yoga farting.
I was going to hot yoga. Let me tell you - farts in a hot room do not smell good. They smell far worse when it mixed with the stupid aroma thearpy shit that they put in the air. So try bending over in some odd ass reverse triangle pose. Super sweaty - to the point were you have to wipe the sweat off your body so that you can do the pose correctly. You are held in an uncomfortable pose - and you are "breathing through" the discomfort. Then someone rips a huge SBD Yoga fart.
I think Yoga farters are way worse than normal farters. I'll tell you why. Yogis in general have a better diet than the rest of the population. This means more fruits and veggies, therefore more fiber. Which means more farts. Worse farts. Smellier farts.
I've always been curious - espeically when the class is full of girls. What percentage of those farts are quifs. I mean - maybe with all the weird bending the girls are quifing. But with the distinct smell of SBD (silent but deadly) farts - at least 50% have to be real true blue healthy diet farts.
On a completely different subject - I'd like to comment about all the slugs out there. I can't remember slugs when I lived in Ohio or Rochester - but man - there are slugs all over here. It's particularly bad when it rains. I probably see half a dozon on the side walk on my block alone.
My block has concrete sidewalks. Which means that any unintentially foot to slug contact - any effects are mitagaed. However, Cambridge being cambridge - people like that old "boston" look and many choose to put bricks instead of concrete on the sidewalk.
When the slugs come out to play this makes for particularly interesting foot to slug contact. IE Sliding all over the effing place. It's like when you're running on a treadmill and you hit that weird spot and you slide. Yeah... That's what stepping on a slug on brick sidewalks is like.
I was going to hot yoga. Let me tell you - farts in a hot room do not smell good. They smell far worse when it mixed with the stupid aroma thearpy shit that they put in the air. So try bending over in some odd ass reverse triangle pose. Super sweaty - to the point were you have to wipe the sweat off your body so that you can do the pose correctly. You are held in an uncomfortable pose - and you are "breathing through" the discomfort. Then someone rips a huge SBD Yoga fart.
I think Yoga farters are way worse than normal farters. I'll tell you why. Yogis in general have a better diet than the rest of the population. This means more fruits and veggies, therefore more fiber. Which means more farts. Worse farts. Smellier farts.
I've always been curious - espeically when the class is full of girls. What percentage of those farts are quifs. I mean - maybe with all the weird bending the girls are quifing. But with the distinct smell of SBD (silent but deadly) farts - at least 50% have to be real true blue healthy diet farts.
On a completely different subject - I'd like to comment about all the slugs out there. I can't remember slugs when I lived in Ohio or Rochester - but man - there are slugs all over here. It's particularly bad when it rains. I probably see half a dozon on the side walk on my block alone.
My block has concrete sidewalks. Which means that any unintentially foot to slug contact - any effects are mitagaed. However, Cambridge being cambridge - people like that old "boston" look and many choose to put bricks instead of concrete on the sidewalk.
When the slugs come out to play this makes for particularly interesting foot to slug contact. IE Sliding all over the effing place. It's like when you're running on a treadmill and you hit that weird spot and you slide. Yeah... That's what stepping on a slug on brick sidewalks is like.
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