I win!
me: i want a digital piano
9:33 PM Little Bro: I want to stab hobos
me: why?
9:34 PM Little Bro:it is good, clean fun
me: i just want a keyboard that feels like a piano when i practice
it's not really clean
neither the stabbing or the hobos are clean
Little Bro: it is when you ducktape the knife to a pole
9:35 PM me: how is that going to stab?
it's like not going to do anything
Little Bro: what?
you must be doing it wrong
me: probably
9:37 PM me: that's not a poll - that's a stick
Little Bro: dude
that was the closest example I could find in 30 seconds
a knife pole is totally good for stabbing
9:38 PM me: yeah - but polls are rooted in the ground
sticks aren't
Little Bro:not all poles
me: are you going to fly the hobos up and drop them on the poll?
9:39 PM Little Bro: dude
poles != in ground
me: mmmhmmm
Little Bro: ok, what about a fishing pole?
9:40 PM me: rooted at your hip
it's not free wheedling
and you don't need to hold it with two hands
you can't stab with a poll
Little Bro: so, why cant the knife pole be rooted in the hands of a mad man?
9:41 PM me: b/c it's a knife stick
Little Bro: knife POLE
me: stick
twig
it's a knife twig
9:43 PM Little Bro: http://www.google.com/search?um=1&hl=en&rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS291&q=define:%20pole&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw
nothing about poles being rooted
in fact (GASP!): "a long (usually round) rod of wood or metal or plastic"
me: it's a twig
Little Bro: your face is a twig
9:44 PM me: lol
you're a sore loser
9:47 PM and it also implies stabbing with a stick
therefore it's more appropriate
Little Bro:but I am not stabbing with the pole
9:48 PM I am stabbing with the knife
me: you are using the stick to stab people with the knife
it sounds extra violent
you could stab people with a stick
it could be an extra sharp stick
9:49 PM or a steel stick
Little Bro: I could stick people with a stick
me: you could
Little Bro: but since I am using a pole to stab with a knife, it isn't sticking
9:50 PM (double meaning intended)
me: you can't use a poll to stab
!
there's no polling!
there's only sticking
STICKING!
Little Bro: there is totalling polling
me: like totalling a car?
9:51 PM Little Bro: no, like pole vaulting over a car
me: yeah - but polls don't have stabbies on the end
they're blunt
Little Bro: how else can they stick in the ground?
9:52 PM me: they don't
Little Bro: I mean, if we reference the definition of stick
it has to be sharp
thus to pole is to stab
me: but you have the little blunt catcher end thing
Little Bro: not if you are pole vaulting over cars on the highway
9:53 PM me: the catcher thingy is called a 'box'
then you would probably use something at the edge to put your pole in
Little Bro: yes, that is called a knife
that is duck taped to the pole
9:54 PM me: LOL
which would rip off the minute you tried to use it to pole valut
Little Bro: and the action of this happening is called stabbing
me: no
it's called pole vaulting
Matthew: god, what do they teach children in schools these days?
9:55 PM me: i don't know - i'm older than you
Matthew: so, you admit that you are senile and unable to make a far judgement on current terminology?
fair
me: LOL - i'm saying i have more experinece than you in real world situations and therefore can exercise better judgement
9:56 PM Little Bro: and how much experience do you have with stabbing hobos?
me: i have better judgement experience - not hobo stabbing
Little Bro: then leave to hobo stabbing to the hobo stabbers
9:57 PM me: therefore i judge that it is a stabbing stick
Little Bro: aren't you intp? I am intj, much better at judging.
me: i'm judgy against people - i'm much better practiced than you in real world judging
9:58 PM i've been judgy against people my whole life
Little Bro: my talent exceeds your experience
me: QED this proves you are a poor judge
Little Bro: lol
9:59 PM me: it's a stick! i win
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