I never have dreams

Eerrily - I rarely have dreams. Like maybe twice a year or so I have dreams and I rarely remember them for more than about 10 minutes.

I had a dream last night. (No this is not like Martin Luther Kings' I had a dream speech...) It was creepy in a gross disgusting and why the hell am I dreaming this kind of way.

I was at a vet. There was a small dog that had been there for a while. I'm not sure if it was my dog or someone else's. The vet and I then watched this small dog take a tremendous crap. Like the crap was just as big as the dog. However, it wasn't like a normal crap. It crapped ground beef. The dog had like a really hard time getting it out - and the vet said that all the strings of ground up beef were getting tied up and it made it harder for the dog to pass. It wasn't just ground beef - it was raw ground beef. How the hell would raw ground beef get caught up? I just remember staring at this bob evan's breakfast sausage tube size. Freaking huge dog crap for like a weinner dog. It was crazy. The vet seemed to think it happened all the time. What dog craps raw beef in enormous sizes?

I have the most effed up dreams when I do have them.

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