Vampires!

I went to the doctor today. The vampires took my blood there. They suspect mono or some other strange virus (translation: it's mono or I have no fucking clue what you've got.) So no contact sports :-( or heavy lifting :-) I was told I can't even rollerblade. WTF? Apparently you can make your spleen burst open. Whatever. Who needs a spleen anyways? Not like I feel like doing much other than lying down - but I'm really fucking bored lying down. I guess I could go sit outside and watch the tomatoes grow... BORING!

I'm trying to figure out where I was 4-8 weeks ago and who I potentially caught this shit from. Non of my friends have it. It was like Edmonton CA, marathon, Dayton, Florida, NJ? I made out with no one (not that I can remember) during that time. WTF people? Who gave this shit to me, fess up? So that you can come over here and entertain me while I lie in bed, tired of watching movies and reading books. Anyone want to pick me up a national geographic?

I feel like a god damn triceratops with this huge glands on the side of my neck. They literally stick out of this side and make my neck look weird. It's so strange. They're like little horns that want to come out, but aren't quite ready. The doctor was like "does your neck always have bumps like this in it?" Ummmm no. When I'm not sick it looks like a normal neck - this triceratops looks isn't so good for me. Doesn't match my watch.

It's 10pm. I'm thinking it's about my bed time. If anyone solves the case while I'm sleeping let me know.

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