I really hate some boys
That's right - boys - not men. There is a difference. I had to verbally bitch slap some guy today. I had to go to New Jersey at a big facility where someone has to pick you up from security to get in. There were two other people waiting in the lobby - obviously consprirering over something on one of their laptops talking in muted tones. And there was me. Jeans and a polo shirt, with a huge bag of equipment. The guy comes out and hesitently looks around and kind of turns away as if he has the wrong place. Then the security lady motions him and kind of points at me. I stand up and ask his name and introduce myself. Nothing strange here.
He starts to lead me down the hall and then turns to me and says, "I was expecting an engineer not a sales person." He's kind of a bumbling kind of person (he reminds me of that guy Rich from freshman year with the race car bedsheets - ironic that his name was Rich....) I know that what he means by this is that he was expecting a guy instead of me. Even though I clearly stated my name at security, and they relayed that to him. I'm pissed. "Oh," I say, "they thought that it would be a good idea to send me out this time, instead of one of the guys, to give you a long term fix for the problems that you've been having."
He complains about some stuff with our system - I hear him out and act humble. I tell him that I will do my best to fix all of his issues today. He says "I'm not sure if a Sales person can fix it." Um, did I not already explain to you that I do the same shit as the guys? I go into bitch mode, and give him a verbal bitch slap to the head. Most of the problems he has is because he doesn't let us know if something goes wrong.
One of the computer monitors he had went bad. I asked him how long it had been that way, he said, "I'm not sure, it worked a few days ago." Yeah, when I turned on the computer and logged in, he hadn't used our software since February.
Clearly I included closing comments about, "Oh I keep a lot of extra components in my car so that when I go visit customers I can pull them out. A lot of customers just don't notify us when stuff goes wrong, then we get to their site and don't have all of the items that they need and we have to ship them later, and it sure takes a lot longer." IE you, you freaking retard who has no social skills and probably still sleeps with race car bedsheets.
He starts to lead me down the hall and then turns to me and says, "I was expecting an engineer not a sales person." He's kind of a bumbling kind of person (he reminds me of that guy Rich from freshman year with the race car bedsheets - ironic that his name was Rich....) I know that what he means by this is that he was expecting a guy instead of me. Even though I clearly stated my name at security, and they relayed that to him. I'm pissed. "Oh," I say, "they thought that it would be a good idea to send me out this time, instead of one of the guys, to give you a long term fix for the problems that you've been having."
He complains about some stuff with our system - I hear him out and act humble. I tell him that I will do my best to fix all of his issues today. He says "I'm not sure if a Sales person can fix it." Um, did I not already explain to you that I do the same shit as the guys? I go into bitch mode, and give him a verbal bitch slap to the head. Most of the problems he has is because he doesn't let us know if something goes wrong.
One of the computer monitors he had went bad. I asked him how long it had been that way, he said, "I'm not sure, it worked a few days ago." Yeah, when I turned on the computer and logged in, he hadn't used our software since February.
Clearly I included closing comments about, "Oh I keep a lot of extra components in my car so that when I go visit customers I can pull them out. A lot of customers just don't notify us when stuff goes wrong, then we get to their site and don't have all of the items that they need and we have to ship them later, and it sure takes a lot longer." IE you, you freaking retard who has no social skills and probably still sleeps with race car bedsheets.
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