Almost forgot

Almost forgot to say the best part of my trip to Jerusalem. We got out of the bus for about the 5th time that day to go see something or other (clearly it was something that made a huge impression on me...) The guide gathers us around and starts talking about something or other that I was extremely interested in (read: was way busy looking around and not paying attention to the guide.) I see a movement to my right and I look over - the old grandfather type character in my group - his pants fell down. FELL DOWN! OMG! Grandpa depantsing!!! He quickly pulled them up - but I definitely saw that. Hilarious.

Can I also just say one thing that is driving me crazy? Everyone is trying to marry me off to whatever male relative that they have that is over the age of 20 and unmarried. Literally. The travel guide this weekend, a guy working at the front desk of the hotel, people sitting next to me on the train. It's very strange.

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