Espionage!

OMG I should totally be a spy instead of an engineer! (Or I could make designer hand bags...)

I got this from an article about a spy bar in Milwaukee (Josh take note - a REAL SPY BAR!!! with passwords to get in, secret entrances, spy tests!) so I thought "I wonder what it takes to be a spy?" So, being the curious mind that I am - I quickly established that I knew nothing about spies or how to become one. Then I used my analytical thinking skills to come up with a solution ... CIA.GOV! and looked it up. Apparently Biological Engineering is a needed skill in the CIA. Who knew? I guess all those biological weapons and stuff ... people need to know how they work and how to stop them. Maybe I should become a biological weapons expert, or a field agent, or just wear cool spy clothing and have cool spy gadgets. I wanna be like inspector gadget! Go Go Gadget arms! Or I could have cool James Bond style gadgets - like a Blackberry! Rock! Who needs stuff like cars that can automatically recitate you if someone accidentally on purpose poisons you during a high stakes poker game? I don't need that. I need a Blackberry to spend stupid messages to my friends!

Oh - I totally know my cover. I'll be a handbag/shoe designer in Italy!

I should totally be a Biomedical weapons expert spy doubling as a handbag/shoe designer in Italy (or Russia - you know they don't have any super amazing designers out of there yet...)

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