The Office

After watching countless episodes of "The Office" this weekend -- I think I have finally found what my career path should be. Now how, you ask, can you figure out your career path from "The Office"? Very simple my friend. I should be Jim. Putting people's beloved office supplies in Jello, making prank phone calls, and generally creating havoic around the office. Screwing with people in my spare time instead of just screwing around to waste the hours. I should be doing something constructive. Like making salad with the paper shredder. Faxing messages "from the future" from the one fax number to the other -- thinks like "there will be a delivery in the back" and then ring the bell in the back at the appropriate time. You know, constructive things.

I know work is supposed to be mind numbing. But how does everyone do it for years on end? I guess they have to be like Jim and entertain themselves. Now all I need is a partner in crime. I don't have a Pam -- I guess I'll have to find one...