Yakko's World...
I wish that I could travel to all the countries in Yakko's world song. If you don't know what I'm talking about see this clip: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/37181/yakkos_world/ What would be even more amazing is if I could memorize it (especially since I'm not even going to try...)
I have to comment on American Idol. I think people watch it to make people feel better about themselves. The only people that they tape are not anyone who's actually good, because that's not very entertaining. But instead they put the most pathetic people on TV. And people watch, because most people are smart enough to admit to themselves that they are not good singers. But everyone knows that person who thinks that they are a good singer, and singes all the time. Rather, when you actually have to listen to the cat screams, you want to start clawing at the walls with your little nibs of fingernails in order to get out. You would rather claw down to your little finger bones than hear their singing.
I'm convinced that America has a perpetually "low self-esteem" and American Idol is helping to cure that.
Or people could be laughing because of how disillusioned people are about themselves. I mean, it's really lying to yourself when you think you can sing well. IF they had ever recorded themselves they would know what they sound like. People -- listen to your voice mail greeting -- and you will know.
I know my voice is not amazing. I mean -- one guy at work says that I sound like a Spice Girl. I'm not sure whether this is a compliment or an insult. I think he means it as a compliment, but I see it as an insult. I mean, come on, it's the Spice Girls. I don't even have any of the perks of a Spice Girl. I mean, I don't have a David Beckham in my bed every night.
I have to comment on American Idol. I think people watch it to make people feel better about themselves. The only people that they tape are not anyone who's actually good, because that's not very entertaining. But instead they put the most pathetic people on TV. And people watch, because most people are smart enough to admit to themselves that they are not good singers. But everyone knows that person who thinks that they are a good singer, and singes all the time. Rather, when you actually have to listen to the cat screams, you want to start clawing at the walls with your little nibs of fingernails in order to get out. You would rather claw down to your little finger bones than hear their singing.
I'm convinced that America has a perpetually "low self-esteem" and American Idol is helping to cure that.
Or people could be laughing because of how disillusioned people are about themselves. I mean, it's really lying to yourself when you think you can sing well. IF they had ever recorded themselves they would know what they sound like. People -- listen to your voice mail greeting -- and you will know.
I know my voice is not amazing. I mean -- one guy at work says that I sound like a Spice Girl. I'm not sure whether this is a compliment or an insult. I think he means it as a compliment, but I see it as an insult. I mean, come on, it's the Spice Girls. I don't even have any of the perks of a Spice Girl. I mean, I don't have a David Beckham in my bed every night.
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