Great Accomplishments
I have to say that I have had very few accomplishments since I graduated college -- much less ANY great accomplishments. Every once and a while I come up with an "okay" idea -- but nothing that's cutting edge or even close to patentable.
It's kind of sad to look back on the past year and realize how little I have accomplished. I have worked for a year now and I've been able to buy some furniture, join a gym, meet some people, and basically work a lot. I hope that I can accomplish more in the next year -- because this last year has been pretty pathetic.
Now let's get to the real topic of the day. Why Coke is better than Pepsi. You say that they are the same? Oh no my friend. There is a huge difference. Pepsi is vastly inferior to Coke for a variety of reasons. 1) Pepsi is only for the young. I work at a real job -- so I'm not allowed to like it. 2) Pepsi has to sponsor everything in order for people to drink it -- Coke is cool enough on its own that it doesn't need to sponsor anything. 3) Coke has the Happines Truck -- enough said. 4) Coke is red -- red is a bolder color than blue -- I like bold taste -- therefore Coke is better. 5) The Coke logo is not written in the same font as the 10,000,000 emails I write a day.
QED Coke is better.
It's kind of sad to look back on the past year and realize how little I have accomplished. I have worked for a year now and I've been able to buy some furniture, join a gym, meet some people, and basically work a lot. I hope that I can accomplish more in the next year -- because this last year has been pretty pathetic.
Now let's get to the real topic of the day. Why Coke is better than Pepsi. You say that they are the same? Oh no my friend. There is a huge difference. Pepsi is vastly inferior to Coke for a variety of reasons. 1) Pepsi is only for the young. I work at a real job -- so I'm not allowed to like it. 2) Pepsi has to sponsor everything in order for people to drink it -- Coke is cool enough on its own that it doesn't need to sponsor anything. 3) Coke has the Happines Truck -- enough said. 4) Coke is red -- red is a bolder color than blue -- I like bold taste -- therefore Coke is better. 5) The Coke logo is not written in the same font as the 10,000,000 emails I write a day.
QED Coke is better.
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