And now for the Weekend update, with your host: Tina Fay
I only wish I had the ingenuity that Tina Fay has in her writing... I'm afraid I'm a desperate lot and most often any attempts at being humorous fall flatter than the breasts in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on how you look at it), this weekend was relatively tame. Lots of drinking -- but not that exciting. Didn't really get to meet a lot of new people. Though the highlight had to be the marriage proposal I got. Yes, that's right, a marriage proposal. While I'm waiting impatiently to get into the single stall in the ladies room -- I recieved the most amazingly wretched drunk pickup line weirdness. "Will you marry me." Me: "Excuse me are you talking to me?" Druken boy: "Yeah, will you marry me?" Me: "Um no, I don't even know you. I don't even live here." Drunken boy: "Me either." Me: "Um okay -- so I just want to pee." Drunken boy: "But will you marry me after you pee." Random girl: "Sorry this is really intruging -- It's so strange he's trying to pick you up while waiting in line for the bathroom." Me (to boy): "Yeah sure okay, I'll talk to you, but I'm going to pee first." Drunken boy: (sluring words at this point) "Okay, I'm going to wait right here (points at ground). Me (to girl: Weird. Girl: Weird. At least it added some excitement.
I think that I have yet to write about a very large part of my life up until this point. I really obsess over it, it's something that's just so amazing and wonderful I don't know how I've lived my whole life without. That something is ... Peanutbutter Hershey Kisses. They are the most amazing thing in my life. I really have no idea how I lived without them before this. They're tasty and sweet and peanutie. Perfect part of my day. Clearly I'm not doing well keeping to a good diet... Ops.
Clearly I need to go to the gym today -- ehh I'm so bored with the gym lately -- I need something to spice up my life. Maybe I'll try a Salsa class - Salsa is spicey -- at least it can be -- unless it's Pico de Gallo -- which I don't consider salsa -- but some whimpy people do. Stupid pico.
Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on how you look at it), this weekend was relatively tame. Lots of drinking -- but not that exciting. Didn't really get to meet a lot of new people. Though the highlight had to be the marriage proposal I got. Yes, that's right, a marriage proposal. While I'm waiting impatiently to get into the single stall in the ladies room -- I recieved the most amazingly wretched drunk pickup line weirdness. "Will you marry me." Me: "Excuse me are you talking to me?" Druken boy: "Yeah, will you marry me?" Me: "Um no, I don't even know you. I don't even live here." Drunken boy: "Me either." Me: "Um okay -- so I just want to pee." Drunken boy: "But will you marry me after you pee." Random girl: "Sorry this is really intruging -- It's so strange he's trying to pick you up while waiting in line for the bathroom." Me (to boy): "Yeah sure okay, I'll talk to you, but I'm going to pee first." Drunken boy: (sluring words at this point) "Okay, I'm going to wait right here (points at ground). Me (to girl: Weird. Girl: Weird. At least it added some excitement.
I think that I have yet to write about a very large part of my life up until this point. I really obsess over it, it's something that's just so amazing and wonderful I don't know how I've lived my whole life without. That something is ... Peanutbutter Hershey Kisses. They are the most amazing thing in my life. I really have no idea how I lived without them before this. They're tasty and sweet and peanutie. Perfect part of my day. Clearly I'm not doing well keeping to a good diet... Ops.
Clearly I need to go to the gym today -- ehh I'm so bored with the gym lately -- I need something to spice up my life. Maybe I'll try a Salsa class - Salsa is spicey -- at least it can be -- unless it's Pico de Gallo -- which I don't consider salsa -- but some whimpy people do. Stupid pico.
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