New Years Gym Rats
This is an open letter to all you New Years Gym Rats. I think it's awesome that you're going to the guy and working out. It's great for your body and well as your mind. Though you are really annoying. Prime examples of last night:
(1) Fat guy who wanted to know why he couldn't hear anything when he plugged in his headphones. It's not an IPod Buddy -- you have to pedal to get the radio to work -- you fuel the power to the radio.
(2) Old guy who didn't know how to use the machines. How difficult can it be to push the start button and choose a program?
(3) Overweight guy who was definately not lifting enough weight. Do not, i repeat, do not use the machine directly in front of me in the circuit (TWICE!). If you are going to skip around on the machines and not use everything you MUST leave at least one machine in between -- so that when I finish my set I don't have to wait for you to finish your two sets before I can use the machine.
(4) Really bad form lady. You weren't that over weight -- but you're form was aweful. Whenever you're doing anything with your legs you never! want to extend your knee past your toes... you're knees were like a foot past your toes. I hope you didn't injure yourself.
(5) Really fat old lady in the locker room -- yes those tiny lockers are for your valuables -- so when people like you don't bring a lock their shit doesn' tget stolen. Next time if you are planning on changing at the guy -- bring a lock. Or use the free lockers upstairs -- or use the free valuable locckers -- three options -- pick one.
(6) To the people driving around the parking lot looking for a space close to the door. You're going to the gym to work out! Don't skimp off because you had to walk two minutes from your car to the door. You're trying to burn calories here not gas!
(7) To all the trainers -- you rock for not getting upset about the same dumb questions over and over again. Thanks!
(1) Fat guy who wanted to know why he couldn't hear anything when he plugged in his headphones. It's not an IPod Buddy -- you have to pedal to get the radio to work -- you fuel the power to the radio.
(2) Old guy who didn't know how to use the machines. How difficult can it be to push the start button and choose a program?
(3) Overweight guy who was definately not lifting enough weight. Do not, i repeat, do not use the machine directly in front of me in the circuit (TWICE!). If you are going to skip around on the machines and not use everything you MUST leave at least one machine in between -- so that when I finish my set I don't have to wait for you to finish your two sets before I can use the machine.
(4) Really bad form lady. You weren't that over weight -- but you're form was aweful. Whenever you're doing anything with your legs you never! want to extend your knee past your toes... you're knees were like a foot past your toes. I hope you didn't injure yourself.
(5) Really fat old lady in the locker room -- yes those tiny lockers are for your valuables -- so when people like you don't bring a lock their shit doesn' tget stolen. Next time if you are planning on changing at the guy -- bring a lock. Or use the free lockers upstairs -- or use the free valuable locckers -- three options -- pick one.
(6) To the people driving around the parking lot looking for a space close to the door. You're going to the gym to work out! Don't skimp off because you had to walk two minutes from your car to the door. You're trying to burn calories here not gas!
(7) To all the trainers -- you rock for not getting upset about the same dumb questions over and over again. Thanks!
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