Morning Routine

My morning routine consists of the following:
1. Alarm rings
2. Hit sooze
3. Alarm goes off again (this time a little louder)
4. Hit sooze.
5. Alarm goes off again (even louder)
6. Hit snooze, decide I should turn on bedside lamp to help wake me up.
7. Alarm/snooze again
8. Alarm/snooze again
9. Glance at clock realize it's almost 7am, and I really need to get up.
10. Snooze
11. Finally decide to get out of bed and take a shower
12. Shower
13. Breakfast while watching news
14. Oh shit, I'm going to be late
15. Rush around to get dressed and get everything together for day
16. Forget making lunch, there's no lunch meat anyways
17. Contemplate getting something to drink, but realize there's no milk left
18. Remember that everything is wrong with the appartment and need to call landlord
19. Turn off lights and leave
20. Promptly forget everything as you get in car
21. Drive to work

Rinse and repeat daily until Saturday. Then when you get to #1, you push reset instead of snooze.

It would really suck if you hit reset instead of snooze during the week.

I am really sleepy this morning. It's hard to get up when you know it's dark and rainy outside.

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