Breather
Dear Mr. Heavy Breather Man,
I really thought at first that someone had passed gas, so I blew it off. Then I thought there was something wrong with my headphones or the TV signal. But then, then you did it again, right next to me, and I figured you out. You Mr. Heavy Breather Man, would not breath like a normal person at a normal pace. You Mr. Heavy Breather Man would hold your breath in until you looked like you were about to pop with your puffy red face. You would let it out like a dam breaking beneath the heavy water pressure. I started contemplating moving machines because it was so distracting. I never thought someone could breath that loud, but it was almost like an all out yell it was so loud. I couldn't even hear the TV on the especially long ones. Just as I was about to move machines, you got off. It was amazing. It was like you could read my mind. Next time Mr. Heavy Breather Man, feel free to do your three minute and fourty six second work-out next to me. I know your secret. You just make it sound like you're working hard.
I really thought at first that someone had passed gas, so I blew it off. Then I thought there was something wrong with my headphones or the TV signal. But then, then you did it again, right next to me, and I figured you out. You Mr. Heavy Breather Man, would not breath like a normal person at a normal pace. You Mr. Heavy Breather Man would hold your breath in until you looked like you were about to pop with your puffy red face. You would let it out like a dam breaking beneath the heavy water pressure. I started contemplating moving machines because it was so distracting. I never thought someone could breath that loud, but it was almost like an all out yell it was so loud. I couldn't even hear the TV on the especially long ones. Just as I was about to move machines, you got off. It was amazing. It was like you could read my mind. Next time Mr. Heavy Breather Man, feel free to do your three minute and fourty six second work-out next to me. I know your secret. You just make it sound like you're working hard.
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