National Days

In honor of National Talk like a Pirate Day, the rest of this directive will be in the tone (or attempting at the tone) of a pirate. This is the one sided conversation of my little brother to me in honor of this auspcious day. (AKA I left my IM on at home and now have only his half of the conversation.)

Brother: yar, ya scurvey scoundrel, get ye to the poop deck!
Brother: ye sent me the card
Brother: I forgot
Brother: hopefully people won't act weirder than usually at work when I talk pirate
Brother: yes
Brother: that is what we are suppose to do
Brother: I will at work
Brother: it will be awesome
Brother: yargh, me pirates skills are low
Brother: but most importantly, you need to be drunk
Brother: yes they can
Brother: the grog flows freely
Brother: pillage while drunk
Brother: yar
Brother: I smell mutiny
Brother: I've got me black mark
Brother: the scoundral 'round here disrespect pirates

Definately sounds like a drunk pirate ready to pillage and plunder for his lost gold to me!

Yar!

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