Non-Fortune

So I packed my lunch today -- and promtly when I got to work I started feeling nauseous due to the excess of caffeine and lack of sleep. Clearly spicey food is probably not a good idea for stomach right now. I decide -- well mild chinese food would serve me well. Go to generic chinese restaurant -- really generic asian restaurant that everyone at work seems to think is good (it's not). Lalala I eat my generic asian food mmm of course with an egg roll the size of kansas. Get to my dessert! Yeah for fortune cookies. Break it apart slowly in avid anticipation of my pending doom or pending enourmouse success in life as says my soon to be fortune. But alas! Dissapointment reeks! "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams." What the hell kind of fortune is that. Giving me a command is in no way a fortune. I want to know of my supposive success or failure in life. Or that "difficult trials lie ahead" some crap like that. But no, instead I get the non-fortune fortune.

The only thing I hate more than the non-fortune fortune are getting fortune cookies, clearly a chinese food, with thai food. Thai food is supposed to be different than chinese -- it's not all generic asian food. At least it's not supposed to be.

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